Granny's Night

Hello Dearies,
right now Stupidman is having his birthday sleep over. He's in his new orange tent with Dagwood, Eddie and Wayne. I can hear them giggling. Stupidman wanted a camp fire but I won't let him because I'm afraid he'll burn down the forest. Daisy and Lily are outside and every ten minutes Daisy howls which scares them.
About twenty minutes ago Daisy scared Stupidman so bad that he ran out of the tent and into the pool. I heard a big splash, then Stupidman came inside the house to get dried up.
So I let the dogs in.
Right now I am knitting and listening to classical music, while petting Snowflower. I am having tea and tea biscuits. And relaxing and enjoying my night off from Stupidman. I just hope Stupidman and his friends don't do anything stupid!
Good night dearies,
Granny

Stupidman's Birthday!

Hello Dearies,

today is Stupidman's birthday and I took him bike riding. I brought lunch and a cake and cupcakes- All of Stupidman's favourites.

The cake I made him was a fishbowl cake, and it took me an hour to make. Stupidman just gobbled it up in 5 seconds! The cupcakes I made had little fishies on them.

I bought Stupidman a segway and I know he fell down 2 times! I heard a thump against the tree and I saw leaves fall from the tree. I wish he'd watch where he's going. Idiot!

He almost fell into the pool as well!

I knit Stupidman an orange sweater and he really liked it. He can wear it when he goes fishing in the Fall. I also bought him a new goldfish, an orange remote control car and an orange tent. This weekend he is going to have a sleep over in it with his friends.

Stupidman is very tired so I better go tuck him in,

Goodnight Dearies,

Granny

Beach and Fort

Hello Dearies,

Last week I took Stupidman to the beach and a fort. At the beach Stupidman dug holes again but luckily no one fell in this time. I told him to suntan lotion but he wouldn't and ran off so he got real burned. Idiot!

The dogs ran away so I made Stupidman chase after them. He couldn't run fast because he was burnt so bad. Daisy ran through someone's picnic. They were mad and told Stupidman to keep his dog on a leash.

Then we went to Fort George. Stupidman got to try on a coat but got stuck and panicked so I had to help him out of it. Idiot! Then he jumped in front of the rifle reanactment and the guy sitting right next to me fainted. He thought Stupidman died. But the idiot didn't, he only pretended to be dead, for effect.

I liked the fort but wished it had more flowers. And I wish I hadn't brought Stupidman.

I'm surprised some of the soldiers didn't faint because it was so hot.

All in all, it was a pretty good trip.

Granny

Long Weekend Camping

Hello Dearies,

Stupidman and I went camping this weekend in Elora. Two freaks scared us in the woods. Stupidman still has nightmares about it. I think they were Dagwood's friends.

I cooked, collected flowers and herbs and played in a waterfall Stupidman found. Stupidman played and fished in a waterfall. He tried to climb it too but kept falling.

One time when we were heading back to our campsite, we heard rustling in the bushes and when we looked over we saw two beady black eyes.

That night around three in the morning we heard two screams and one squeal. It sounded like a pig. Stupidman was really frightened and grabbed the axe. Then we heard something run past our tent and evil cackling. and giggling.

Now we are home and safe!

bye for now,

Granny