Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone!

I had a very busy Christmas. When I was putting the gifts under the tree, Stupidman threw something at my head. I turned around and it was a piece of coal. Idiot. He thought I was Santa and was trying to capture me.

For Christmas dinner I made turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potato, gravy, stuffing, turnips, corn, dinner rolls, and for dessert I made candy cane cake, cookies, blueberry pie and ice cream.
And for snacks I made cookies, chocolate, candy, and turkish delight. We drank alot of hot chocolate and I had some wine. I don't give wine to Stupidman because it makes him sick.

For presents Stupidman gave me a cook book and Pig and Rat gave me baking utensils and oven gloves. Santa gave me knitting needles and some wool and two new nightgowns.

I knit coats for all the animals.

We had a very good Christmas!
See everyone in the new year,
good bye,

Granny

Pig Servant Tales

Hello,
this is Mr Pig from Pig'n Rat Servants. Granny says I can do a guest post.

So today I walked into trouble, with a boy wearing tight pants and long hair. I laughed at him and he said 'what are you laughing at freak?' So I grabbed his head and made him kneel. Then he pulled a pocket knife and tried to stab at me through my armour. Then his five friends attacked so I pulled out my two headed hammer and started swinging it at them. Then they all retreated. I win!

That's all from me. Thanks Granny!

Pet Guinea Pigs

Hello Dearies,

Yesterday Stupidman got stuck in the treehouse. It snowed and he got scared. He thought the snowman would attack him. He's been very paranoid since hanging out with Pig and Rat.

What an idiot.

So I made him a batch of chocolate chip cookies which are his favourite, to try and lure him out. When I set the tray down to put on my boots, Daisy tried to steal it. Naughty dog.

Anyway, I laid the cookies down in the snow outside and as soon as Stupidman smelled them, he jumped down, squishing the snowman. Well at least now he's not afraid of it anymore!

Pig and Rat came by this morning to play with Stupidman in the treehouse. They brought along two guinea pigs and gave them both to Stupidman. He promises to take care of them so I told him he could keep them. I named them Winnifred and Caroline. Stupidman wanted to call them 'Red Haired Guinea pig' and 'Blond haired Guinea pig', but thoses names are stupid!

Now back to my baking. Christmas is coming!!

good-bye,

Granny