Found Stupidman's pet shark and puffer fish

Hello,
so I found the shark that Stupidman put in our pool. I went in the hot tub and got bit on the toe by something! I thought it was Stupidman. But then I reached down and grabbed something slimy with a fin. I thought it was a Stupidman toy, until I pulled it out of the water and saw that it was a real small shark! I screamed and threw it back in the pool.
Stupidman was mad that I threw his shark.
And I was boiling mad at Stupidman for putting a shark in the pool and not telling me!

Then I got pricked by something and found out it was Stupidman's puffer fish. I yelled again, "Why are you keeping this fish in the pool?"
And Stupidman said "Cause you said no animals allowed but fishies aren't animals!"

So I made Stupidman put up a baby pool to put the shark in and the puffer fish back in it's tank.
Then I made Stupidman clean the whole pool out and made him clean the pool for a week.
Idiot.

Inground pool

Hello,

Stupidman really wanted an inground pool so this weekend it's finally finished. Stupidman is playing in it all day with his puffer fish. I told him to take it out. Then he put the puppies in. Then I told him to take them out. Then he put the gold fish in and again, I told him to take them out. No animals in the pool! And he said 'fishies aren't animals!' So I called him an idiot and went inside.

Later today I will go in the pool and this is what I'll wear. It's lovely isn't it?

Now I'm going to watch Stupidman in the pool so he doesn't drown! And I'll watch all the animals too.

Stupidman thinks the puffer fish is a balloon. He keeps yelping every time he catches it. Idiot never learns.

Found Cute Puppies

Hello,
today I woke up and went out on to my deck for my morning tea and to read my nice new book about gardening called 'It's All About Gardening'. Before I could sit down, my foot went into something squishy. I looked down at my foot and it was covered in poo. Then I looked up at my beautiful lawn and all my flowers were destroyed! Then I saw a black puppy drinking out of my fountain! Then I saw another black puppy digging up my beautiful roses!
I grabbed them both and showed them to Stupidman who was eating breakfast. He looked dopey.
I asked him "Where are these puppies from?". I was not happy.
Stupidman said "Oh yeah, I found those puppies on friday! I thought I told you Granny."
"Oh no you didn't!" I said.
Stupidman asked if we could keep them. He said he will do extra chores just to keep them. I looked at their cute faces and fell in love. Then I told him to go clean up the garden or else.
Oh yeah and I asked what he named them too. I like their names.
Good-bye!

Daisies, Lilies and Gold Fish too!

I bought lilies for my fountain and daisies for my garden. Aren't they lovely! And I bought gold fish for my fountain too. Stupidman made me.

He's still trying to fish for them- Idiot! And he threw his puffer fish in my fountain because he said it was lonely. I made him take it out. He kept getting pricked, which made me laugh!

Hello,

I have added a new fountain to my garden. Here is a picture of it. I'm going to add some gold fish to make it look even prettier. I just hope Stupidman doesn't try and fish from it!

Bye all!