BBQ and Stupidman's Tree House and the Missing Fence

Hello Dearies,

We went to Dagwood's barbeque last week. It was fun! We ate, and we sang songs. Stupidman wanted to try a beer but I wouldn't let him. I don't want him to turn out like Tanktop Tammy.

Tanktop Tammy kept asking for more food and ate it all! Then when the food and beer were gone, she left. She was mad and Lawnboy Larry threatened us. Stupidman wants to take revenge!

About Stupidman's tree house-he finished it. But I had to inspect it to make sure he doesn't fall through the floor. In the middle of the night, I hired carpenters out to finish it, but told Stupidman that the garden fairies finished it!

Yesterday Stupidman found two weirdos sleeping in it. They had a pet pig and a pet rat. They jumped out the window when they saw Stupidman. Daisy and Lily chased after them until they jumped over the fence. But they forgot their rat but the rat crawled through under the fence.

Today I found half of my fence missing! I have a feeling Stupidman used it to build his tree house because he has alot of white wood in his tree house!

Today I am baking pies and cookies and other treats for Thanksgiving. I may even invite Dagwood over for dinner. Stupidman wants a pumpkin cake.

Good bye,

Granny

Tree House and Canning

Hello Dearies,
Stupidman is building a tree house and I am very worried about him. He's going to break his neck! Or back! Right now he only has the floor done. At least the tree isn't very high off the ground. I put a whole pack of pillows on the ground in case he falls. I don't want him to land on the dogs or the cats. Stupidman wants to build it all himself but when it's finished, I will decorate it! With lost of fishes-wooden fish, fish on the curtains, fish floor mats and fish pillows. I told Stupidman he wasn't ever to have any candles in his tree house because he might start a fire.
Stupidman wants it finished before winter comes so he can play up there.

On another topic, my apple and pear trees are ready for picking. And so are my strawberries. I have to keep Stupidman away from the strawberries because he will eat them all! I like to make jam from the strawberries and apple pies from the apples. I will begin my canning season soon. My cellar is getting very full.

goodbye for now,
Granny