New Pets

Hello,

so today I got 2 new pets! Two new budgies. One is green and one is blue. I called the green one- Oak Tree and the blue one Blueberry. They are very cute. Stupidman thinks he can train them to catch fishies and attack people. Idiot! But I like my new birds!

Good Day!

it's me Granny. I'm back from a camping trip. I went camping near a lake. I picked rare flowers in the forest and went canoeing too. I went on a long hike with Stupidman and tried my best to leave him there. But, he followed me back. Maybe next time.

Here are some pictures of the flowers I took.

Planting

Good day,

Today I began planting roses, (my favourite flowers!) lilies, tulips, daisies, and daffodils. But unfortunately I was hit in the head by a falling branch from my great oak tree. The cause of the problem Stupidman! He was climbing, and spotted a fantastic looking bird as he said, so he had to have it! I made Stupidman drive me to the nearest hospital so I could get treatment for my wound.
When I got back I saw Stupidman dancing in my garden wearing my cute pink summer dress. I bolted to him, and slapped him across the face. I found out today, well I should of known sooner Stupidman is no gentleman! He slapped me back, and said "Granny, I missed when you were a man!" I grabbed his ear, and dragged him to his detention room. There he cried until he was released. I told him you should never hit a lady nor your grandmother! Though he protested, and said "But Granda-nny, you're still a man to me!" I was never a man! I have always been a beautiful woman from within!

Bye for now!

Gardening

Good Day,

Today I watered my precious flowers in my gorgeous garden. Everything was so perfect! Until that baboon Stupidman came bounding into my lovely garden, and dripping that disgusting swamp water which commonly drains from his nostrils. He proceeded to slap me with his new found fish, and say "Iss gotta big one Granny!"
Of course I had to cook that horrible fish for him, and if I refused he would sulk, and moan all night long. Which means no sleep for me!

Good bye for now.