July Tea Party-You're Invited. Unless You're Tanktop Tammy

Hello Everyone,

I am having a tea party. Every July I have one. I will invite Stupidman because he won't stop bugging me. I am inviting Dagwood but not Tanktop Tammy. She would just ruin it with her deranged smells and her kids would run through my beautiful house and destroy it. She better not crash my party like she did last year. Stupidman had to chase her out with a pitch fork and torch.

I will be serving tea and biscuits, and english crumpets, muffins, cake, cupcakes, cookies and cheese and crackers.

Stupidman really wanted me to get the cake! It will be a green cake again with pretty white flowers on it. I told Stupidman that they are candy flowers and that he could eat them but he thinks they're real flowers. But he still plans to eat them either way. Idiot.

We'll have to eat outside because of the puppies;

they will try and eat our food. Same with Tanktop Tammy!

The decorations will be flowers and lace tablecloths and doilies. Very pretty. And some balloons because the idiot, I mean because Stupidman loves balloons. He loves to pop them by jumping on them! He has so much fun until he gets hurt. Sometimes they pop in his face. He hates that.

Stupidman is in the balloon picture, try and find him!