Inground pool

Hello,

Stupidman really wanted an inground pool so this weekend it's finally finished. Stupidman is playing in it all day with his puffer fish. I told him to take it out. Then he put the puppies in. Then I told him to take them out. Then he put the gold fish in and again, I told him to take them out. No animals in the pool! And he said 'fishies aren't animals!' So I called him an idiot and went inside.

Later today I will go in the pool and this is what I'll wear. It's lovely isn't it?

Now I'm going to watch Stupidman in the pool so he doesn't drown! And I'll watch all the animals too.

Stupidman thinks the puffer fish is a balloon. He keeps yelping every time he catches it. Idiot never learns.