Good day,
Today I began planting roses, (my favourite flowers!) lilies, tulips, daisies, and daffodils. But unfortunately I was hit in the head by a falling branch from my great oak tree. The cause of the problem Stupidman! He was climbing, and spotted a fantastic looking bird as he said, so he had to have it! I made Stupidman drive me to the nearest hospital so I could get treatment for my wound.
When I got back I saw Stupidman dancing in my garden wearing my cute pink summer dress. I bolted to him, and slapped him across the face. I found out today, well I should of known sooner Stupidman is no gentleman! He slapped me back, and said "Granny, I missed when you were a man!" I grabbed his ear, and dragged him to his detention room. There he cried until he was released. I told him you should never hit a lady nor your grandmother! Though he protested, and said "But Granda-nny, you're still a man to me!" I was never a man! I have always been a beautiful woman from within!
Bye for now!
Hey Granny, if you ain't too busy with your garden stuffs, you should come over and sit on my front stoop. It's alot of fun. Bring them there flowers with you too, alls I got are weeds in my garden.
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