Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Gardening

Good Day,

Today I watered my precious flowers in my gorgeous garden. Everything was so perfect! Until that baboon Stupidman came bounding into my lovely garden, and dripping that disgusting swamp water which commonly drains from his nostrils. He proceeded to slap me with his new found fish, and say "Iss gotta big one Granny!"
Of course I had to cook that horrible fish for him, and if I refused he would sulk, and moan all night long. Which means no sleep for me!

Good bye for now.

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