Pig Servant Tales

Hello,
this is Mr Pig from Pig'n Rat Servants. Granny says I can do a guest post.

So today I walked into trouble, with a boy wearing tight pants and long hair. I laughed at him and he said 'what are you laughing at freak?' So I grabbed his head and made him kneel. Then he pulled a pocket knife and tried to stab at me through my armour. Then his five friends attacked so I pulled out my two headed hammer and started swinging it at them. Then they all retreated. I win!

That's all from me. Thanks Granny!