BBQ and Stupidman's Tree House and the Missing Fence

Hello Dearies,

We went to Dagwood's barbeque last week. It was fun! We ate, and we sang songs. Stupidman wanted to try a beer but I wouldn't let him. I don't want him to turn out like Tanktop Tammy.

Tanktop Tammy kept asking for more food and ate it all! Then when the food and beer were gone, she left. She was mad and Lawnboy Larry threatened us. Stupidman wants to take revenge!

About Stupidman's tree house-he finished it. But I had to inspect it to make sure he doesn't fall through the floor. In the middle of the night, I hired carpenters out to finish it, but told Stupidman that the garden fairies finished it!

Yesterday Stupidman found two weirdos sleeping in it. They had a pet pig and a pet rat. They jumped out the window when they saw Stupidman. Daisy and Lily chased after them until they jumped over the fence. But they forgot their rat but the rat crawled through under the fence.

Today I found half of my fence missing! I have a feeling Stupidman used it to build his tree house because he has alot of white wood in his tree house!

Today I am baking pies and cookies and other treats for Thanksgiving. I may even invite Dagwood over for dinner. Stupidman wants a pumpkin cake.

Good bye,

Granny

Tree House and Canning

Hello Dearies,
Stupidman is building a tree house and I am very worried about him. He's going to break his neck! Or back! Right now he only has the floor done. At least the tree isn't very high off the ground. I put a whole pack of pillows on the ground in case he falls. I don't want him to land on the dogs or the cats. Stupidman wants to build it all himself but when it's finished, I will decorate it! With lost of fishes-wooden fish, fish on the curtains, fish floor mats and fish pillows. I told Stupidman he wasn't ever to have any candles in his tree house because he might start a fire.
Stupidman wants it finished before winter comes so he can play up there.

On another topic, my apple and pear trees are ready for picking. And so are my strawberries. I have to keep Stupidman away from the strawberries because he will eat them all! I like to make jam from the strawberries and apple pies from the apples. I will begin my canning season soon. My cellar is getting very full.

goodbye for now,
Granny

Granny's Night

Hello Dearies,
right now Stupidman is having his birthday sleep over. He's in his new orange tent with Dagwood, Eddie and Wayne. I can hear them giggling. Stupidman wanted a camp fire but I won't let him because I'm afraid he'll burn down the forest. Daisy and Lily are outside and every ten minutes Daisy howls which scares them.
About twenty minutes ago Daisy scared Stupidman so bad that he ran out of the tent and into the pool. I heard a big splash, then Stupidman came inside the house to get dried up.
So I let the dogs in.
Right now I am knitting and listening to classical music, while petting Snowflower. I am having tea and tea biscuits. And relaxing and enjoying my night off from Stupidman. I just hope Stupidman and his friends don't do anything stupid!
Good night dearies,
Granny

Stupidman's Birthday!

Hello Dearies,

today is Stupidman's birthday and I took him bike riding. I brought lunch and a cake and cupcakes- All of Stupidman's favourites.

The cake I made him was a fishbowl cake, and it took me an hour to make. Stupidman just gobbled it up in 5 seconds! The cupcakes I made had little fishies on them.

I bought Stupidman a segway and I know he fell down 2 times! I heard a thump against the tree and I saw leaves fall from the tree. I wish he'd watch where he's going. Idiot!

He almost fell into the pool as well!

I knit Stupidman an orange sweater and he really liked it. He can wear it when he goes fishing in the Fall. I also bought him a new goldfish, an orange remote control car and an orange tent. This weekend he is going to have a sleep over in it with his friends.

Stupidman is very tired so I better go tuck him in,

Goodnight Dearies,

Granny

Beach and Fort

Hello Dearies,

Last week I took Stupidman to the beach and a fort. At the beach Stupidman dug holes again but luckily no one fell in this time. I told him to suntan lotion but he wouldn't and ran off so he got real burned. Idiot!

The dogs ran away so I made Stupidman chase after them. He couldn't run fast because he was burnt so bad. Daisy ran through someone's picnic. They were mad and told Stupidman to keep his dog on a leash.

Then we went to Fort George. Stupidman got to try on a coat but got stuck and panicked so I had to help him out of it. Idiot! Then he jumped in front of the rifle reanactment and the guy sitting right next to me fainted. He thought Stupidman died. But the idiot didn't, he only pretended to be dead, for effect.

I liked the fort but wished it had more flowers. And I wish I hadn't brought Stupidman.

I'm surprised some of the soldiers didn't faint because it was so hot.

All in all, it was a pretty good trip.

Granny

Long Weekend Camping

Hello Dearies,

Stupidman and I went camping this weekend in Elora. Two freaks scared us in the woods. Stupidman still has nightmares about it. I think they were Dagwood's friends.

I cooked, collected flowers and herbs and played in a waterfall Stupidman found. Stupidman played and fished in a waterfall. He tried to climb it too but kept falling.

One time when we were heading back to our campsite, we heard rustling in the bushes and when we looked over we saw two beady black eyes.

That night around three in the morning we heard two screams and one squeal. It sounded like a pig. Stupidman was really frightened and grabbed the axe. Then we heard something run past our tent and evil cackling. and giggling.

Now we are home and safe!

bye for now,

Granny

Daisy, Gnome and Cats

Hello Dearies,

Today I found out who put the gnome in Stupidman's room! It was Daisy! She dragged it in there to chew on it's head.

Earlier today I got three new cats! The top picture is of my white cat I call Snowflower, the blue eyed one is called Violet and the orange one is called Flora.

They are pretty cats. I rescued them. I hope they like their new home!