July Tea Party-You're Invited. Unless You're Tanktop Tammy

Hello Everyone,

I am having a tea party. Every July I have one. I will invite Stupidman because he won't stop bugging me. I am inviting Dagwood but not Tanktop Tammy. She would just ruin it with her deranged smells and her kids would run through my beautiful house and destroy it. She better not crash my party like she did last year. Stupidman had to chase her out with a pitch fork and torch.

I will be serving tea and biscuits, and english crumpets, muffins, cake, cupcakes, cookies and cheese and crackers.

Stupidman really wanted me to get the cake! It will be a green cake again with pretty white flowers on it. I told Stupidman that they are candy flowers and that he could eat them but he thinks they're real flowers. But he still plans to eat them either way. Idiot.

We'll have to eat outside because of the puppies;

they will try and eat our food. Same with Tanktop Tammy!

The decorations will be flowers and lace tablecloths and doilies. Very pretty. And some balloons because the idiot, I mean because Stupidman loves balloons. He loves to pop them by jumping on them! He has so much fun until he gets hurt. Sometimes they pop in his face. He hates that.

Stupidman is in the balloon picture, try and find him!

My Award and My Pretty Pink Dress

Hello,

Thank you for the lovely award. Stupidman thinks it's a real trophy. I pass this award onto Stupidman, Dagwood Dog and The Grand Adventures (don't really want to give it to Grand Adventures, but just to be nice! I will).

Seven Things About Me:

1-I like to garden

2-I like to cook

3-I like to read

4-I like pretty dresses

5-I like to watch The Discovery Channel

6-I like tea and crumpets

7-I like hikes

Yesterday I put out a bird bath and all the little birdies like it. And I sewed another pretty dress for myself too. It is pink with lace. And I bought pink ballerina slippers to match my pretty dress.

And I made Stupidman mow the lawn.